TEXAS UPDATE
HALLOWEEN UPDATE: Last year, TEXAS UPDATE went trick or treatin’ and only received a bag full of restraining orders. This year we decided to undergo a radical makeover. We dressed up as oil company executives and received a bag full of $200 billion dollars. IS A CLAIM FOR FAULTY… continue reading...
TEXAS UPDATE
Last Friday, a federal grand jury indicted Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Vice President Dick Cheney’s chief of staff, for making false statements, obstruction of justice and perjury. Texas Update could have predicted this was going to happen. A grown man who goes by the name of “Scooter” will eventually run up… continue reading...
TEXAS UPDATE
AROUND OUR CAPITOL: In a rather shocking display of extemporaneous street speech, Texas Governor Rick Perry bid adieu to a news reporter on camera last week by saying: “Adios, Mo Fo!” Fortunately, Texas Update was not within earshot. We have sensitivities, you know. Perry’s opponent in the upcoming… continue reading...
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Well, today is the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day…and also the day that Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge. Vanity Fair is a magazine that aspires to reach the journalistic level of Texas Update. Last week, while seeking to achieve such a lofty… continue reading...